Superwolf AU: 

"You have a darkness inside of you. I can see it around your heart, encompassing your soul. Your entire life has been surrounded by the death of your loved ones and whether you appreciate it or not, it puts you in the perfect position to become a reaper. You may not like death, but it has a penchant for you.”

Inspired by X

Oh my goshhhh I never knew this was what I wanted. I literally got chills as I realized what was happening in this gifset.

#my heart   #yes so much yes   #superwolf   #allison   
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I’ve been waiting for this gif set

the way this fucking guy is bouncing you know he believes this so im taking this to heart today

#ashton kutcher   
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when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

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im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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One OK Rock at Rock On The Range 2014

Thanks…(c) Jeremy Moore

#one ok rock   
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You say not all men are monsters?

Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned.

Go ahead. Eat a handful.

Not all M&Ms are poison.


The Frogman nails it. (via wlcometothemyscira)

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"Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

Male Novelist Jokes (via The Toast)

click the link

(via neednothavehappenedtobetrue)

source for the thing I reblogged earlier!

NEVER OVER “The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.”

(via littlemissmutant)



(via lgbtlaughs)

This is one instance where you should read the comments. It just gets better!

(via loryisunabletosupinate)

“The cocaine isn’t the point. The cocaine is a metaphor,” he explained wearily over the pile of cocaine. She folded her arms. She didn’t understand his cocaine. “Didn’t you read my manifesto?” The prostitute had read his manifesto. Why couldn’t she?


(via mirroir)

#crying   #this is gold   
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"Not all men!"

Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.

Not all men.

But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men.
It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.

So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.

Not all men.

You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”

an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.

(via punctures)

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